#shut up kris

[kriscynical]

I think this is what my grandmother used to call "going ass over tin cup".

I knew Tulin was going to get blown backwards by the time bomb. I just didn't expect him to do a layout worthy of a 9.8 while doing so.

The last 20 seconds of the original clip was just the item inventory menu because Mom of the Wild and I were both laughing so damn hard.

This game is a masterpiece. lol

[hyenatron]

Based on your likes:

-some bullshit you’ve never thought about in your life- -post you already reblogged- -thing you’ve already muted- -post that wildly takes the subject out of your personal interpretation of it and squicks you- -pornbot-

[kriscynical]

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING. My mother is watching me play this because she got so invested in BotW and when we got to this part I told her, "You know Purah could have WARNED HIM that she repurposed the damn guardian arms HE HAS PTSD ABOUT THOSE ARMS, PURAH!"

link totally has guardian ptsd i’ve never seen him this shocked. deranged design purah

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

like honestly just give your non binary characters traditionally "gendered" features. just do it. it's not like being androgynous ever stopped non binary characters from being misgendered.

frisk undertale and kris deltarune were androgynous and are only ever referred to by "they/them" and ppl are still arguing over how the "main character is not the player but their own person" message didn't apply to their genders bc they refuse to wrap their head around different pronouns. raine owlhouse was paraded around as "disney's first ever nb representation" by everyone and their mother but bc they have short hair other countries dub them as male. this also happens to most anime nb characters bc of how japanese pronouns work. halara raincode literally has the color scheme of the non binary flag AND their in-game profile says that they, and i quote "have no specified gender" AND several characters remark on it in the actual game but bc theyre voiced by a female voice actor ppl still call them a woman.

like literally at this point just give your nb characters huge tits and a massive beard. if ppl refuse to accept the existence of non binary characters in media, then there is no way to make a character non binary "enough" to convince them otherwise. no matter how much you hammer in their androgyny in an attempt to detach them from "male" and "female," there will be people determined to assign gender roles to any trait you give your character.

creators being hesitant to give their non binary characters traits that could be associated with a binary gender is why every goddamn genderqueer character that the creator wants you to take seriously in popular media has shoulder length hair and a board-flat figure and a perfectly neutrally pitched voice. like. just do what you want at this point. the character is non binary because your story said so and people who misgender them would have done that no matter how androgynous they look.

[cynical-canidae]

Ok so basically

[wyvernity]

been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff

also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop

[kriscynical]

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[angelsgame-au]

Angel, can you turn into a biblically accelerate angel?

[halfmoonstruck]

finally felt like drawing again..

inspo for first pic x, x

[kriscynical]

How did it take me 650 hours of gameplay over two playthroughs to notice this?

Holy god, Nintendo.

[kriscynical]

"Please just tell me... What is it...? What's wrong with me?!

to

"I know why I am here. It's something only I can do."

[serzhantkris]

My hair has gone through some changes and I hate pictures of me, but these selfies make me feel like a Bad Bitch.

[bellamyblake]

think about the fact that not once in six years did bellamy stop thinking about the fact that he left clarke behind on a burning planet because he knew it's what he had to do and yet he simply couldn't deal with the fact that he did it even if it was the right thing. you see him standing by the window, staring down, bellamy's never been more bellamy than in that moment, people can say whatever they want about s5 but that's true. he's looking down guilt-ridden, angry at himself yet quiet because he knows he can't really show it but deep down he hurts. he hurts more than anyone else knows and every time he comes to that window, he remembers the game that monty and jasper played as kids 'on which planet would you rather' and his answer would always be earth, because that's where *she* is. this boy has never had a home until he hit that ground with that stupid dropship because of his sister. then he found it and lost it with her and no one can tell me otherwise.

[gasstationpopcorn]

[ljubitelj-sonca]

Ne Bi Smel by Joker Out, Vienna 09.12.2024

PRINCESS KRIS AND NACE NE BI SMEL BRIDGE SAVE ME

[ophanstears]

🍀

I know that Clover's gender is up to interpretation (the devs DID say so themselves) but I still feel weird when people make them exclusively male or female LOL Like it's TECHNICALLY fine??? but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

more in tags as usual because I am a yapper. i am so sorry for having strong opinions about gender and representation. i am usually more fun than this 🥲🥲🥲🥲